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WHITE HATS ARE DEPLOYING AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MARINES TO SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, IN RESPONSE TO WIDESPREAD ALLEGATIONS THAT GRIMY HAITIAN MIGRANTS ARE ABDUCTING AND EATING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE—GEESE, DUCKS, AND SQUIRRELS—AND HOUSEHOLD PETS.

WHITE HATS ARE DEPLOYING AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MARINES TO SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, IN RESPONSE TO WIDESPREAD ALLEGATIONS THAT GRIMY HAITIAN MIGRANTS ARE ABDUCTING AND EATING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE—GEESE, DUCKS, AND SQUIRRELS—AND HOUSEHOLD PETS. News of pet consumption gained traction on social media last week after VP candidate JD Vance said his office had fielded numerousContinue reading “WHITE HATS ARE DEPLOYING AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MARINES TO SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, IN RESPONSE TO WIDESPREAD ALLEGATIONS THAT GRIMY HAITIAN MIGRANTS ARE ABDUCTING AND EATING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE—GEESE, DUCKS, AND SQUIRRELS—AND HOUSEHOLD PETS.”

US MARINES IN SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, HAVE YET TO SEE HAITIANS EATING CATS AND DOGS, BUT THEY DID OBSERVE TWO HAITIAN MIGRANTS ROASTING A FRESHLY KILLED GOOSE ON A CHARCOAL BARBEQUE GRILL IN SNYDER PARK, A 226-ACRE RECREATION FACILITY WITH PLACID LAGOONS, HIKING TRAILS, AND PADDLEBOAT-ING IN BUCK’S RIVER.

US MARINES IN SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, HAVE YET TO SEE HAITIANS EATING CATS AND DOGS, BUT THEY DID OBSERVE TWO HAITIAN MIGRANTS ROASTING A FRESHLY KILLED GOOSE ON A CHARCOAL BARBEQUE GRILL IN SNYDER PARK, A 226-ACRE RECREATION FACILITY WITH PLACID LAGOONS, HIKING TRAILS, AND PADDLEBOAT-ING IN BUCK’S RIVER. The park is also home to dwindlingContinue reading “US MARINES IN SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, HAVE YET TO SEE HAITIANS EATING CATS AND DOGS, BUT THEY DID OBSERVE TWO HAITIAN MIGRANTS ROASTING A FRESHLY KILLED GOOSE ON A CHARCOAL BARBEQUE GRILL IN SNYDER PARK, A 226-ACRE RECREATION FACILITY WITH PLACID LAGOONS, HIKING TRAILS, AND PADDLEBOAT-ING IN BUCK’S RIVER.”